British politician involved in crash

 

 

British politician involved in spectacular crash.

 

Band wagon

 

The politician was driving the vehicle to a General Election when the accident occurred.

One passenger in the accident said: “The politician was going to the General Election and offered a lift to us for £3. It seemed quite resonable at the time, 65% of us were quite satisfied until the wheel fell off.

 

 

The driver of the vehicle said: “He was in complete control and he had only momentarily looked at particularly interesting manhole cover that caught his eye.”

drain cover

The politician’s co-driver couldn’t offer any information about the accident as he was thinking of a seriously funny wheeze using Chairman Mao’s little red book at the time.

 

john mac

 

 

The politician is being charged with: overloading the vehicle, carrying a dangerous load and driving with out due care and attention to the electorate.

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Independent news and views from the Principality and beyond. Social commentator and proponent for a non-racsist society promoting the protection of British: fauna, flora, people, culture and humour. A devout Welsh Catholic and the Leader of the Institution for the United Front of Welsh Bakeries. I am a student of the branch of linguistics and logic concerned with meaning.
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